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Reading Michael Crichton: A Look Back November 8, 2008

Filed under: 1980s,1990s,Books,Memories,Travel — Emily @ 12:03 pm
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I was saddened by the news that Michael Crichton died this week, after “a courageous and private battle with cancer.” Those of us who enjoyed his writing will miss his contributions to the genres of techno thriller and science fiction. It seems appropriate to celebrate his life as an author by looking back at some of my favorite experiences of reading his work.

But first, some general observations:

  • His books have always been much better than the movies based on them. The all time worst film adaptation was Timeline.
  • My favorite aspect of his writing is the way he incorporates sometimes complex technology into adventurous and thrilling plots, in a way that makes sense and is interesting to the average reader.
  • My least favorite characteristic of his writing is that there seems to often be a know-it-all main character who must interject his grand knowledge of various subjects into the conversation, which becomes very annoying and distracting after awhile. (The worst offender of this technique was Rising Sun.) But usually I was able to tolerate this since the stories were always so fascinating.

The Books

  • Congo and Sphere – These were the first two Crichton novels that I read, and I don’t so much remember the particulars of them as I do my circumstances while I was reading them. My introduction to the world of Michael Crichton took place while I was spending a summer in Rome, as part of a semester overseas program offered by my university. I remember hearing mopeds from the street and the clinking of dishes from the hotel kitchen through the open window of my room as I read about the underwater adventures of scientists exploring a spacecraft, and about the jungle expedition of some Americans trying to locate diamonds while surviving in the midst a group of killer gorillas. Reading these books was escapism in the middle of my European escapades.
  • Timeline – This is my favorite Crichton novel. It is a satisfying blend of adventure, science fiction, medieval history, and archaeology. I literally couldn’t put the book down. I loved main character Andre Marek, and I found the idea of modern day people learning to survive in a medieval world very fascinating.
  • The Great Train Robbery – I believe this is the only audio book that I have ever listened to from start to finish. My husband and I decided we needed more than our familiar music collection for entertainment when we drove from Birmingham, AL to the Poconos in 2003 (I think it was a 14 hour trip), so we checked out The Great Train Robbery on CD from our local public library. We had a great time listening to this fascinating historical novel, which relates the true story of a group of thieves in Victorian London who, led by mastermind Edward Pierce, create and execute an elaborate plan to rob a huge amount of gold from a moving train. Crichton did a fantastic job of recreating the cultural and social atmosphere of Victorian England, gave plenty of historical context, and turned a true crime into a thrilling caper. I will always remember how we were transported into the world of the novel while we were driving through the cities of eastern Tennessee, the rolling hills of West Virginia, the drizzly rain of Virginia, etc.
  • Travels – Lesser known than most of his novels, this was Crichton’s travel memoir, and I count it among my favorite of his works. I should really read more travel memoirs, because I always enjoy the armchair tourist aspect of the experience. There was a bit of that element that made me enjoy Travels, but this book is about more than just Crichton’s physical travels – it’s also about his inner “travels,” as he ponders everything from medical school to spoon bending. The main reason I enjoyed it is because it gives insight into his inspiration for many of his novels. He traveled to some amazing places and had some unique experiences, from hiking through jungles to climbing mountains to exploring Mayan pyramids.
  • State of Fear – Published in 2004, this was the last Crichton novel that I read, and I enjoyed it. Its predecessor, Prey, was hard to get into, and was shorter than most of his novels, but State of Fear combined issues of global warming and eco-terrorism into an entertaining and interesting story. Some readers resented his blatant challenges to the assumed threat of global warming, but I thought he presented relevant data to support his claims (albeit while mostly ignoring valid evidence that others use to support the validity of global warming’s dangers). But I wasn’t too concerned with the facts. I read his novels for entertainment, not to confirm or develop my positions on social and political issues, and I thought this novel did its job of entertaining.
  • Other Crichton Books I’ve Read: A Case of Need, The Andromeda Strain, The Terminal Man, Binary, Five Patients, Airframe (didn’t finish), Rising Sun, Prey
  • Crichton Books I Haven’t Read But May Eventually: Jurassic Park (the movie kind of ruined it for me, but I’m sure the book would be much better), The Lost World, Airframe (maybe I will finally finish it), Next, and his untitled final novel that will be published next year.

Michael Crichton was certainly a prolific writer, from the novels he wrote to pay his way through medical school, to the more well-known stories that made their way to the movie theater over the past decade. He will be missed in the world of books, but with his large collection of works he has left behind an impressive legacy.

What are your favorite Michael Crichton books? Which ones on my list of unread should I make sure to read?


Top Magic Kingdom Attractions for Non-Thrill-Seekers May 28, 2008

Filed under: Disney World,Travel — Emily @ 10:25 am

Some friends of mine recently returned from a Disney vacation (I’m so jealous!), which has me reminiscing about my trip a year and a half ago. Since it will be at least several months until I go back, I’ll have to settle for thinking about my love for all things Disney World, rather than actually experiencing them. With that in mind, I’ve compiled a park-by-park guide to the best attractions that Disney World has to offer, specifically for those grown-ups who, like me, are kind of wimpy when it comes to thrill rides.

I’m just not a thrill seeker. I don’t see what’s fun about being turned upside down, inside out, thrown backwards, spun around, etc. I’d rather keep both feet on the ground, or at least close to it. Luckily for thrill-challenged adults, Disney’s version of rollercoasters is apparently much tamer than some other amusement parks. So, in addition to listing my picks for the best attractions at each park, I’ll also mention which thrill rides are “okay” for scaredy cats to try without being forever scarred.

In this post I will cover Magic Kingdom attractions, and will move on to other parks in subsequent posts.

Cinderella\'s Castle at The Magic Kingdom

Magic Kingdom

  1. Mickey’s Philharmagic – This may be the best attraction in all of Walt Disney World. First of all, it is fully air-conditioned (including where you stand in line), which was much appreciated even in December. Perhaps more than any other ride, it can turn a resistant adult into a kid again. Take as an example my husband, who never having been to Disney World in his life, was convinced it was just for kids and that he wouldn’t enjoy himself, especially since he didn’t have nostalgic memories of childhood trips to the parks. Well, he was wrong. This attraction was his introduction to the magic of Disney, and he loved it! In mere seconds, his face transformed from tired and bored, to totally fascinated and entertained. I’m talking wide open eyes, mouth hanging open in a full out smile. He was hooked. From that point on, he embraced Disney World. Anyway, this attraction has a little of everything: great “old style” theater atmosphere, a wide sampling of Disney characters and music, and fantastic special effects (you feel like you are flying along with Aladdin with the wind on your face, you smell the pie during “Be Our Guest,” and you even feel water splash out of the buckets during the Fantasia bit.) I don’t think anyone could be disappointed by Mickey’s Philharmagic.
  2. The Haunted Mansion – This is another ride that begins while you are standing in line. Let’s just pretend that the Eddie Murphy movie version of this ride never happened, but the actual ride is very entertaining. And it is so packed with detail that you can ride it several times and not grow tired of it. From the cemetery headstones to the spooky dome room, to the various sights and sounds taken in from the “doom” buggy, this ride has something for everyone (but it may be a little too intense for very small children, since much of it is in the dark with spooky noises). The special effects are rather realistic, especially considering that they were created years ago.
  3. The Carousel of Progress – Some find this revolving theater attraction to be cheesy, and that it is. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun and entertaining. The revolving theater is a novelty that will keep kids entertained even if the ongoing story of the changes in technology doesn’t. Normally I wouldn’t want to have a theme song like this stuck in my head, but for some reason it only adds to the Disney fun to go around singing “It’s a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of everyday” with your family. This is another attraction that stands up well to repeats, since there are so many details to take in on the stages. Also, it has the perk of a/c to escape the Florida heat and humidity.
  4. Peter Pan – This ride is more fun for grown-ups who remember riding it as children, than for those who experience it for the first time as adults. Even so, the story of Peter Pan is a magical, whimsical one, and the designers of this ride did a great job of re-creating those feelings. My favorite parts are “flying” through Wendy’s bedroom and then over London, where you can look down and see little cars and buildings, as if you really are high up in the air.
  5. Buzz Lightyear – I can’t remember the full name of this ride at the moment, but it is a very surreal experience. Lots of glowing neon lights, laser beams, and other bright colors and characters – you feel like you have entered one of Disney’s Pixar movies, which I suppose is the point. The interactive aspect is what makes it fun for everyone. You earn points for shooting at various targets throughout the ride. My gamer husband thought this was pretty cool.

Thrill Ride Assessment:

  • Space Mountain – This is a rollercoaster, which would normally make it off limits for me. But, this is Disney’s version of a rollercoaster, so it is doable, and I enjoyed it. The entire ride is in the dark, so you can’t see how high up you are, and the dips and turns aren’t too steep or jerky. It’s just a fun ride through outer space.

Attractions that Failed to Impress: The Jungle Cruise (not even the novelty of a boat ride could save this one), It’s a Small World (that is one song that should never be stuck in my head! – this ride about drove me crazy, especially since we got stuck inside due to technical difficulties), The Mad Hatter’s Tea Party (fun to look at, but not to ride for those of us prone to motion sickness)

Coming Soon: My look at the best Epcot attractions

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Eclaire’s Disney Fare: A Recommended Disney Dining Plan June 24, 2007

Filed under: Disney World,Travel — Emily @ 10:36 am

One of my favorite things about a vacation is the food. Away from home, calories and carbohydrates suddenly become a distant memory, so instead of feeling guilty about choosing fettucine alfredo as your entree, you can eat all of it and order a slice of white chocolate raspberry cheesecake – topped with whipped cream – for dessert. However, when my husband and I planned our first trip to Disney World together, I had low expectations for the culinary choices I would encounter there. I figured, “Disney World isn’t about great food; it’s about great fun interspersed with mediocre burgers and fries.”

Well, let me just tell you – I was wrong! The food was one of our favorite things about our Disney vacation! If you are debating whether or not to include the Disney Dining Plan in your Disney vacation package, my advice is to go for it. We decided to splurge, and it was well worth it! The only catch is that you have to stay on Disney property (and again, I say splurge, and take advantage of all the perks that come along with staying on site). The basic idea of the Dining Plan is that for each day of your vacation, you get one counter service, one snack, and one table service meal. When we read about everything that came with the meals, we figured it would be way too much food to eat. But with all the walking we did, we had no problem eating anything and everything we could get our hands on.

One other thing I should mention about our trip is that we were joined at Disney World by my brother and his wife. Going with another couple made it all the more fun, especially at meal time. And since we sat down to order off a menu just about every night, the four of us had plenty of time to enjoy each other’s company – and try each other’s food!

Seven months is a long time to wait before posting a recap of my Disney dining experience, but even after all this time, I can remember it all like it was yesterday. That’s how good the food, the service, and the atmosphere were! Since I only started this blog in May of this year, I have a lot of Disney joy to catch up on. Stay tuned for more about my favorite rides, why I love the Wilderness Lodge, and more. But for now, here’s a look at my Disney World trip strictly in terms of the food:


Wednesday, December 13

  • Lunch: Roaring Forks (Wilderness Lodge’s cafeteria-style eatery that features breakfast, snack, and light meal options) – After arriving in Orlando around 11 a.m. and checking into the WL, we decided to grab lunch before heading over to Magic Kingdom. We weren’t expecting much, so we were pleasantly surprised by how good our sandwiches were. I had turkey and brie, and he had roast beef and blue cheese. We also shared a snack item, apple slices with caramel dip, which was also delicious.
  • Dinner: Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe (A counter service restaurant in Magic Kingdom’s Tomorrowland) – We had planned to eat at Terrace Noodle Station for dinner, but unfortunately it was closed the week of our trip, so instead we ended up eating burgers from this future-themed cafe. The burgers were surprisingly good, mainly due to the huge bar of toppings, including lettuce, tomatoes, mushrooms, jalapenos, etc. To be healthy, I ordered carrot sticks as my side instead of fries, and they were nice and crispy. There are plenty of places to order burgers at Disney World, but from what I understand, Cosmic Ray’s is one of the best. Another nice thing about our dinner here was that we sat outdoors, in an area that overlooked the path leading from Tomorrowland to Cinderella’s castle. The view of the castle at night was truly magical, and with the temperature in the low 70s and a slight breeze blowing, the atmosphere was near perfect.

View of Cinderella’s Castle from Tomorrowland: (click thumbnail for larger view)


Thursday, December 14

  • Lunch: Yakitori House (a counter-service restaurant at Epcot, in the Japan area of World Showcase) – This restaurant’s atmosphere was more impressive than its food, but the food was good enough that I would eat there again. Once again, we sat outside, in an area meant to look and feel like a Japanese garden, complete with hanging lanterns, a koi pond, small bridges, and lush greenery. Our sushi rolls and Tonosama Combination (teriyaki chicken thigh, Sukiyaki beef, mixed vegetable tempura with shrimp and steamed rice) were a tasty light lunch that reenergized us for the rest of our day, instead of making us feel sluggish or overly full like a heavy pizza or burger meal might have.

Lunch at Yakitori House in Japan: (click thumbnail for larger view)
Lunch at Yakitori House in Epcot’s Japan

  • Dinner: Le Cellier Steakhouse (an excellent table service restaurant in the Canada area of World Showcase) – If you don’t eat at any other restaurant at Disney World, eat here! We had a wonderful dining experience in this cozy, dimly lit steakhouse. After running around through a literal downpour of rain for much of the evening, it was so relaxing and rejuvenating to sit down for an hour and enjoy some truly delicious food. Some of the highlights: cheddar cheese soup (their signature dish), filet mignon with mushroom risotto, and house-made raspberry and lemon sorbet.


Friday, December 15

  • Lunch: Pizzafari (a counter service restaurant at Animal Kingdom) – This colorful, fun restaurant is very much in keeping with the animal theme, with its butterfly chairs and its cheerful tribal music. The food was pretty good here (I had an Italian sandwich, a salad, and a frozen strawberry lemonade cup), and we continued our outdoor eating trend. Eating outdoors was definitely the way to go, since the echoes of pizza-eating children bounced off all the walls in a cacaphony of noise inside.

Lunch at Pizzafari in Animal Kingdom: (click thumbnail for larger view)
Lunch at Pizzafari in Animal Kingdom

  • Dinner: Coral Reef (a table service restaurant in the Living Seas area of Epcot) – The main draw of this seafood restaurant is its wall to wall, floor to ceiling aquarium. It did create quite a relaxing dining experience. We saw schools of colorful fish, a sea turtle, a shark, and some sting rays swimming past while we ate our dinner. However, if you are looking for excellent seafood, you have to look elsewhere. It seems that the restaurant spends more time creating the unique underwater ambience than on preparing their dishes. The food wasn’t bad; it just wasn’t as memorable as some of the other restaurants’ selections were. Our dinner consisted of crab claws and lobster bisque (appetizers), blackened catfish and pan seared tuna (entrees), and butterscotch crème brulee and cheesecake (dessert). Of all the items, the one that stood out was the lobster bisque.


Saturday, December 16

  • Lunch: Pinocchio Village Haus (a counter service restaurant in Magic Kingdom’s Fantasyland) – This is my favorite place to eat in the Magic Kingdom. We ate here twice, once for a snack, and then for this lunch, which consisted of surprisingly good veggie pizza and some delicious chocolate cannoli. Both times we sat upstairs on the outdoors balcony. From there, you can really enjoy the sounds of this area of the park. We watched Cinderella’s Carousel and the Dumbo ride’s many flying elephants, but we were far enough away from it all that we could enjoy our conversations. The activity from below was more like background noise. The indoor seating at Pinocchio Haus is equally inviting. There are different rooms and levels, all with their own benefits and points of interest. I still remember sitting in the area that has a window overlooking It’s a Small World, when my family went to Disney World in 1985! So, yes, I have a sentimental attachment to this little German-style eatery, but I don’t see how anyone could walk in and not love it.

Lunch on the balcony of Pinnochio Haus: (click thumbnail for larger view)

Lunch on the balcony of Pinnochio Haus in the Magic Kingdom

  • Dinner: Les Chefs de France (a table-service restaurant located in the France area of Epcot’s World Showcase) – Although we spent the afternoon at MGM Studios, we decided to have a late dinner at Epcot rather than eat at MGM. (From all of my research, I found that the restaurants at MGM pale in comparison to all that Epcot offers). So, we stayed at MGM long enough to experience Fantasmic and then hopped on a bus to Epcot. This required a lot of walking, but that helped us work up an appetite for the huge meal we were about to eat. Les Chefs de France had a nice atmosphere, and our server was very friendly. We were glad to learn from him that all the servers at the restaurant were recruited from the original restaurant in France. This lended an air of authenticity to the atmosphere and the food. And what delicious food it was! Our appetizers were french onion soup topped with gruyere cheese – delicious! – and a plate of assorted cheeses, our entrees were perch and beef tenderloin (so tender and flavorful that even now my mouth waters to think about it), and our desserts were a chocolate tarte and crème brulee. I highly recommend this restaurant to anyone, but especially to couples dining without children. (The tables are quite close to each other, so for that and other reasons, it isn’t the most kid-friendly restaurant). An added bonus to our late dinner was that we were able to watch the beginning of Illuminations from our table. Since it was our third night to see the spectacle (by the way, it was by far my favorite of the firework/light shows at Disney), we walked out of the park after finishing our dessert rather than staying to watch the end.


Sunday, December 17

  • Lunch: Snacks at MGM Studios – Since we were running out of meal options (after using two counter service meals on our first night and doubling up on our table service meals to eat at California Grill – see below), we decided to skip lunch and instead just picked up snacks as we made our way through MGM. MGM is my least favorite of the four main parks, and I can say the same of the food it offers.
  • Dinner: California Grill (a Disney signature restaurant, which means that we each had to use two of our table service credits to eat here. It was well worth it!) – This was by far our most memorable dining experience. Located atop the Contemporary Resort, California Grill was excellent in every way – the food, the service, and the views. I could gush about it for pages, but I will try to contain my enthusiasm. First of all, this was our anniversary dinner (the whole purpose of our trip was to celebrate our five-year anniversary – any excuse to go to Disney World, right?). One of the perks of going through a travel agent (we used Small World Vacations), is that our agent made all of our dinner reservations for us, and let them know that this was an anniversary trip. So, shortly after we were seated in the smaller, quieter, and therefore more romantic Wine Room (we requested to be seated in there when we arrived), our waiter brought us complimentary champagne and wished us a happy anniversary. That was a very welcoming way to start our meal. From there we enjoyed an array of delicious and beautifully presented culinary masterpieces: big and flavorful sushi for an appetizer, lamb and scallops for entrees, and a cheese plate and a banana/butterscotch custard creation for dessert. We were there for two hours, and our server never rushed us. We took our wine out to the observation deck to watch the Magic Kingdom fireworks, and it was very impressive from up there. Once back at our table and eating dessert, we were able to watch the Epcot Illuminations show. That was the 4th time we’d seen it, but from a different vantage point. One final word of praise for our California Grill experience was our mode of transportation. We rode a small boat to and from the Contemporary Resort from the dock at Wilderness Lodge. It was quick, easy, and once again, relaxing! Who knew that Disney World could be such a relaxing place?


Monday, December 18

  • Lunch: Tusker House (a counter-service restaurant located in the Africa area of Animal Kingdom – very close to the Safari ride) – This was our final meal at Disney World. 😦 I honestly can’t remember what I ate. Perhaps a turkey wrap and some corn chowder? The food seemed to be a bit healthier than at other places in Animal Kingdom, but there was nothing too special about it. We preferred Pizzafari over Tusker House. But the African village feel of this restaurant and the surrounding area made it a fun place to dine.

After a few hours in Epcot that afternoon, it was time to take our shuttle to the airport to head home. Needless to say, our dinner at the Orlando Airport Chili’s was less than impressive after all the excellent food we enjoyed at Disney World.


Final Thoughts

I hope that some of you reading this were reminded of your own dining experiences at Disney World, or for those of you trying to decide where to eat on your upcoming Disney vacation, that you are able to narrow down your many choices based on this information. Here are a few final words of advice based solely on my dining experiences in December 2006:

  • Best Restaurant: California Grill
  • Least Impressive Restaurant: Coral Reef
  • Best Snack in Magic Kingdom: cream-cheese filled sugar-cinnamon pretzel
  • Best Snack in Epcot (that is covered by the Dining Plan – most of the World Showcase food is not): Apple streudels and coffee, or pretzels and beer, in Germany. (Nice atmosphere, too.)


Bottom Line: If you are going to Disney World without children you should highly consider taking advantage of the Disney Dining Plan. No amount of food is too much for a Disney-sized appetite, and you will get to sample all kinds of different cuisine. If you have two or more children, you may want to consider more economical dining options. Whatever you decide, I am sure you will have a fantastic time!

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Living in Dallas: A Pros and Cons List June 11, 2007

Filed under: Travel — Emily @ 3:16 pm

I am a resident of the Dallas-Fort Worth area, and after living here for nearly four years, I consider this parking lot “paradise” home. I know, many people cringe when they think of Texas, and Dallas in particular, picturing pouffy-haired rich folk, modern day cowboys, Texas-sized egos, extended cab pick-up trucks, and more barbecue and steak restaurants than should be legal. Now, there may be a little truth in every stereotype, but it’s never the whole story. So, I’ve compiled a little list of some of the best and worst Dallas has to offer. Have a look-see, and decide for yourself whether or not bigger really is better in Texas.


  1. There’s always somewhere to eat – Dallas has more restaurants per square mile than any other place on Earth, or something like that…
  2. There’s no winter to worry about (And on the off chance that we get a few snowflakes, there’s the entertainment factor of watching crazies fight over milk and bread at the grocery store.)
  3. Home prices are reasonable – You can buy a nice 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house for $150,000. That amount won’t buy you anything in some parts of the U.S.
  4. All roads lead to I-635, resulting in a harmonious circle of life. 🙂
  5. The multiculturalism – I am constantly amazed by the ethnic diversity here in DFW. Just going to the store, you might hear five different languages walking from the produce area to the meat aisle. This cultural variety leads to meeting new people, hearing interesting stories, and discovering many different festivals to explore.
  6. The Mavericks! (Well, at least during the season. We like to block out that part of the year called “the playoffs,” when the team crashes and burns.)
  7. The Farmer’s Market – I don’t know where these farmers come from, since the soil in the DFW area is perpetually hard and dry, but somehow they are here, carrying an abundance of fresh produce.
  8. Jazz under the Stars – During the summer you can pack a picnic and lounge outdoors at the Dallas Museum of Art, enjoying wine, cheese, or whatever suits your taste, while listening to live jazz music.
  9. The State Fair – The State Fair of Texas is many people’s annual excuse to go off of their diet for a day. Normally this would be a bad thing, but hello? Funnel cakes? Corny dogs? Frito pie? Fried twinkies? Fried Snickers? These are masterful works of art!
  10. Half Price Books – This chain of bookstores is one of my favorite places! Sure, there are books in every city in the U.S., (and Half Price Books in other cities), but this is DFW’s version of a mecca for bookworms. Each visit is like a treasure hunt, and you never know what you’ll discover!


  1. During the summer, it’s so hot that in only 30 minutes, the sun can completely drain you of energy, leaving a worthless, soggy shell of a human behind.
  2. During the summer, the ground is so cracked and parched, it’s a miracle that the earth doesn’t just open up and swallow your house whole.
  3. Because of the oversaturating pestilence that is shopping mall after shopping mall, you forget that there are places in the world that are green, beautiful, and natural. (But, in DFW’s defense, there are a few places where you can find a tree or a lake – you just have to know where to look).
  4. The Cowboys (meaning the football team, not the boot and hat wearing ones) – Everyone in America hates the Cowboys, right? And even a large percentage of Dallasites hate them. Why are they still called “America’s Team”?
  5. The traffic – There are too many commuters in DFW, which is somewhat understandable since everything is too far apart to walk or bike to, but this overabundance of traffic causes many headaches and temper tantrums.
  6. Big trucks – It seems to become more and more true with each passing day that if you don’t drive a monstrous truck or SUV, you are in the minority. So it’s a mystery to me why so many shopping centers still have row after row designated as being for “compact cars only.”
  7. Obesity – The numbers don’t lie. There are lots of fat people here. But we’re not all overweight! The plethora of fast food establishments, the long distances between point A and point B, and the extreme heat are big factors in the high percentage of obese Texans. We just have to be more pro-active in our healthy dieting and exercising since the environment is working against us.
  8. The Dallas Ego – Yes, there are some not so nice people in Big D, who are completely self-absorbed, think the world revolves around them, and expect you to pull over on the side of the road so that they can get where they are going more quickly. But, you learn where these people are and avoid those places, or, you simply smile, breathe deeply, and go to your happy place until they are no longer in your general vicinity.
  9. The modern day cowboys – Before I moved here, I must admit I was concerned about encountering these boot struttin’, hat wearin’ hooligans everywhere I went, whether it be church, the grocery store, a restaurant, etc. However, these cowboys are actually a rare occurrence. True, I spot one occasionally out on the town, but they aren’t so scary. And just as people in Louisiana don’t ride alligators through the swamps, Dallasites aren’t all riding around town on horses shouting “Yee haw!” I suppose there will always be some element of cowboy culture here, but honestly I haven’t come across it in any obvious ways yet.
  10. Steakhouses – Steak restaurants are not a bad thing. Texas-style steakhouses, however, do cause me some concern. I’m talking about the places that have a “Wall of Fame,” where photos of customers with frighteningly large appetites are displayed to “honor” them for having accomplished the superhuman feat of consuming an entire 72 oz. steak in one sitting. As a bonus, they get the steak for free! If you are unfamiliar with this strange cultural ritual, check out Big Texan Steak Ranch. This celebratory attitude toward gluttony is, in my opinion, the biggest negative about Texas. Many people here do love the all-you-can-eat buffets, the “free food” promotions, and other types of culinary catastrophes. I allow for one day a year of enjoying some good fried food (see State Fair above), but a year-round reverence for fat, sodium, and cholesterol is truly a scary thing. But, if this is the worst Dallas has to offer (aside from a little thing called the oppressive summer heat), then why not pack your bags and mosey on over to our corner of the world today?